Want to enjoy a Bloody Mary with your eggs and bacon?
Or pair your happy hour beer with a handful of pretzels? In the words of Sally Struthers - sure, we all do.
But if you live in a state with ridiculous rules on the books, you may be prevented from behaving just how nature intended. 
Here are the 8 stupidest statutes that we could dig up.
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